Nobody tells you this part: the spending starts before the baby arrives.
Prenatal vitamins, OB appointments, maternity clothes, the nursery, the gear, the registry items...
Birth is one of those experiences that no amount of preparation makes entirely predictable.
You can read every book, take every class, write the most...
Baby shower games have a reputation problem.
The melted chocolate in a diaper. The measuring the bump with toilet paper. The guessing-the-puréed-baby-food-by-smell game that nobody...